17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

"I'm just going to sit here and enjoy my curry, while wondering when I'll see the springtime." -dchen

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

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< kevin> did y'all go to fenton's because it's code freeze?
<@milki> no

21:27 < kberlin> port IDs are:
21:27 < kberlin> 11D, 12D, 13D, 14D, 23D, 17D, 18D, 41D, 36D, 21D, and 22D
21:28 < milki> whoa, thats a lot of sizes
21:28 < ccowart> wtf
21:28 < ccowart> they're all "shut"
21:28 < milki> D ranges that much?
21:28 < ccowart> milki: D means data
21:28 < milki> oo
21:28 < milki> not like D cup
21:28 < ccowart> O.O

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

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