'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

jimmyngo [10:37] i was not invited to the orgy

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

Irving: You guys are all here!? Brad: It's a Friday, and all we want to do is work for ResComp.

22:05 < ^_^> um milki
22:05 < ^_^> are u sure coe grad is 17th?
22:05 < milki> im not coe
22:05 < milki> dammit

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

"Come with me Randy, I'll teach you everything I know. Which is nothing. Literally nothing. I've been working on it for over a year. Well, I actually know a little more than nothing." - Minh

10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> ._.
10:35 < milki> |:
10:35 < milki> .--.
10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> DO A BARREL ROLL!

11:20 < kberlin> emergency pants? I guess you could say they're...hot spares