"Wow, a car is so much faster than walking" -gms, in awe. "Do you like these horseless carriages gms?" -dm

Stephanie: "You feign everything." Keenan: "Yes I do. You should see me when I'm in bed."

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?

00:25 < eleung> u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

"I'm not making assumptions. I'm guessing!" --mht

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin