"Have a good.... night." -briandef "Evening." -dex "No, I mean night. I hope you have a terribly sh*tty evening. But I hope you have a good night." -briandef

dennis: "minh, i have some good news for you." minh: "what?! AM I GETTING A CAR?" dennis: "no, no you are not."

23:31 < ^_^> apparently LA county is getting one step closer to requiring condoms for adult film shoots
23:31 < ^_^> could drive that multi-billion dollar industry out of SFV
23:32 < ^_^> or is it SGV
23:32 < ^_^> i could never rmemember which valley its in
23:53 <@eleung> san fernando valley
23:53 <@eleung> chatsworth is where the porn is filmed n such
23:53 < ^_^> well, maybe not for long
23:54 < ^_^> i guess you could say that the city really wants to keep this stuff under wraps
23:54 < ^_^> YEAHHHHHH

*capcha "the sraepr"*

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

kristine :corgi4: I do feel a little bad about the people who were laid off but crypto is dumb

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

mu: "if anyone asks where i am, i'm getting food and i'll be there soon." zech: "no one's asked"

22:57 < victor> its too late
22:57 < victor> so much dota
22:57 < victor> so much hon
22:57 < victor> so much smash
22:57 < victor> so much maple story
22:57 < victor> and gunbound
22:57 < victor> fuuuuuuuuuuu
22:57 < victor> i have no life

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart