"i wore it to 7-11" - kristina, referring to her newly-purchased pikachu costume

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

23:35 < vinod> so cool because i can just derp the db and everyone works.

Job description for a Lead Programmer: Derp the DB while everyone else works (-kristine)

16:05 < dm> lol gj silent
16:05 < silent> Dex: Gj all overing my desk lamp.
16:05 < dm> waT
16:05 < milki> wat
16:05 < gms> kinky
16:06 < dm> LOL
16:06 < keenanp> CPS is going to take infact away from us. :(
16:08 < ccowart> :(
16:16 <@calvin> :(
16:27 < Dex> What that is something I never said
16:27 < Dex> What are you doing to my flawless reputation silent
16:27 < silent> What are you even doing right now - LEFT-HANDED. Flawless, too.
16:27 < jsamwang> what

17:26 < ^_^> perry: days go by and still i think of you
17:26 < perry> i see...

Meastham: "The last time you had me mess with the db, we got banned from Campus LDAP for an hour." Vinod: "It wasn't THAAAAT bad..."

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