Cowart: "How was the retreat?" Jeremy: "The food was good."

“hell yes i would, don’t mind if i puke/pee/soil myself” - jch

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

10:09 < dm> They were giving out Java Monster Energy Drinks, Kona Blend on Market St this morning
10:09 < dm> I got one
10:09 < dm> I am on a whole different plane of existence
10:10 < dm> this must be how Justin Higgins feels

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

16:53 <%victor> too much candy in this office
16:53 <@gms> victor: it's no wellness fx
16:53 <@gms> lolol
16:53 <%victor> srsly
16:53 <%victor> also we're out of coconut water
16:53 <%victor> :|
16:53 <@gms> lol
16:54 < dm> lol #victorworldproblems

12:05 < kristine> (fuck y'all)

14:10 <@michaeljin> kristine: when did you become so troll-y
14:11 <@kristine> michaeljin: I think it's the effects of this IRC

"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

11:03 * keenanp wants to eat at King Dong
11:03 < dm> ...