"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew

16:19 < ^_^> there could be biases involved
16:20 < ^_^> for instance, if someone spewed jizz in my face and i knew about it, i'd probably roll around on teh ground screaming
16:20 < ^_^> doesn't mean i'm allergic to it

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA

14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my
family loves coffee so i'll send em there
14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart
14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts
14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights
14:42 < kelly> *carlsons
14:42 < kelly> .....
14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary...
14:42 < victor> kelly: wow.
14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone
14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS.
14:42 < victor> *claps*
14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic
14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing
14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick
14:44 < vinod> LOL
[...]
14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so
14:47 < aneesh> QQ
[...]
14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river
14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that
14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing
14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually
14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out
14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam
14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer?
[...]
15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea"
15:05 < kelly> cue...tea...
15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!?
15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet
15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong.
15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea
[...]
15:08 < vinod> i dont know
15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get
[...]
15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one
15:08 < aneesh> *split
15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea
15:09 < vinod> LOL
15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea
15:11 < joshu> i chai my best
15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time

"Facebook is the asian ghetto [of the internet]...." - dchen

11:22 < milki> why do data servers have so much ceiling room?
11:23 < gms> heat rises
11:24 < gms> you don't want it to collect to close to the servers
11:25 < keenanp> They need to make room for the clouds
11:25 < gms> lol

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

16:18 < ccowart> #foodP!!1
16:18 < milki> no
16:19 < milki> its called #general
16:19 -!- milki was kicked from #general by ccowart [ccowart]

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems