"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

01:03 < milki> tiny ones arent that interesting >.>

17:08 < milki> gah
17:08 < milki> wheres my underwear
17:08 < infact> milki, your underwear is shredding
17:08 < milki> nuoooo

23:19 -!- ^_^ was kicked from #general by kevin [^_^ ^_^ ^_^]

12:05 < kristine> (fuck y'all)

Ian: "Seriously..." [hand gesture] "I wan't people to use the books. But not actually use them."

"You know Chris, that sort of thing is grounds for dismissal...from LDAP." --Devin to his brother, when Chris killed his X session

"milki, what are you trying to steal from the University this time?" -dex