00:25 < eleung> u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

16:27 <@eleung> i just 3d printed a bowtie
16:28 <@gms> I guess it's more kid-friendly than gun parts/accessories
16:28 < kristine> Wut
16:28 < perry> less useful in a zombiie invasion
16:29 <@eleung> at least i will be the only one wearing a bright orange bowtie during the zombie apocalypse
16:29 <@eleung> gunning down zombies in style

I can use recaptcha now!

Cowart: "How was the retreat?" Jeremy: "The food was good."

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

James in humored indignance, "What type of asian do you take me for??" Stephanie, "a half asian"

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

14:01 < keenanp> dex: Don't listen to tmmecke. Your contributions will always be here.
14:01 < keenanp> WinSys Sonnet
14:01 < keenanp> By Dexter Liu
14:01 < keenanp> A: Have you encountered the mythical beast?
14:01 < keenanp> B: Fire breathing, strength of 10 RCCs,
14:01 < keenanp> A: Microsoft SQL server of the east
14:01 < keenanp> B: Kills the unprepared with black lung disease
14:01 < keenanp> C: Winsys will arm you with sword shield and boots
14:01 < keenanp> D: Teach you buffs, auras, and abilities
14:01 < keenanp> C: And now our guild is looking for recruits
14:01 < keenanp> D: A guild with endless possibilites
14:01 < keenanp> E: With their god powers, sysadmins' commands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Secure systems from all attack vectors
14:01 < keenanp> E: From first boot to production winsys stands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Silent guardians, watchful protectors
14:02 < keenanp> G: The path of winsys is not for the lame
14:02 < keenanp> G: The chose ones must pass through fire and flame