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Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh

21:55 < npc> This quip will have many upvotes.

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

"Hey hey hey! I'm Dexter and I'm a pretty unicorn" -liuhoting

14:46 < milki> its like someone just all overed my salad
14:49 < milki> i do that sometimes to though
14:49 < milki> some people like it like that i guess

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

"These script kiddies think they're so cool, but they're only 13 and that's not gonna change" -- rohit on DDOS attacks

16:26 < dm> kristine: I went to my hs prom while you were still fetal.
16:26 < gms> lolll
16:26 < jsamwang> lollllllllll
16:26 < keenanp> haha, dm is old. I'm glad I joined this channel now