Dex: "I am never pressing the 'Delete All' button ever again."

"I want to work out so I can extend my life expectancy by 5 years. From 40 to 45 years." - Minh on working out

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

"You just ate my chicken, you bastard." Perry to mht

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

Irving: You guys are all here!? Brad: It's a Friday, and all we want to do is work for ResComp.

Do a barrel roll!!

14:53 < milki> huh
14:54 < milki> theres something hard sticking in my pants

The story, just now completed, reads:

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch