21:51 < ^_^> i'm chagning my writei n vote for govenor
21:51 < ^_^> to tim lincecum
21:52 < beastham> who the fuck is tim lincecum
21:52 < joshu> ...
21:52 < kberlin> ...
21:52 < ^_^> beastham: ....

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

15:23 < ccowart> ok, imagine for a moment unix commands
15:23 < ccowart> like finger, yes, more
15:23 < ccowart> we've all seen the jokes stringing various commands together
15:23 < ccowart> now intermix customer names such as "kink" or "naughty"
15:24 < ccowart> that is all

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

06:41 < rishard> I never realized how many people were in general.
07:16 < mattea> it's the place to be
07:16 < mattea> esp for trolls
08:15 < calvin> gotta watch out for people like perry
08:15 < calvin> trollin alldayerrday
08:35 < kberlin> it's all he does
08:40 * calvin nods
09:26 < chand> general is like the Disneyland teacup ride. Everyone tries it, but most people just end up feeling sick.

14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my
family loves coffee so i'll send em there
14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart
14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts
14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights
14:42 < kelly> *carlsons
14:42 < kelly> .....
14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary...
14:42 < victor> kelly: wow.
14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone
14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS.
14:42 < victor> *claps*
14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic
14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing
14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick
14:44 < vinod> LOL
[...]
14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so
14:47 < aneesh> QQ
[...]
14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river
14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that
14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing
14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually
14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out
14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam
14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer?
[...]
15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea"
15:05 < kelly> cue...tea...
15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!?
15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet
15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong.
15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea
[...]
15:08 < vinod> i dont know
15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get
[...]
15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one
15:08 < aneesh> *split
15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea
15:09 < vinod> LOL
15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea
15:11 < joshu> i chai my best
15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time

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"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly