Vanessa: "Angela has told us she wants statistics." Minh: "Now that she's told us what she wants i'll tell her what i want. I want a raise."

"I don't need the status. I like being white." ~achang, on his MacBook

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

"The errors we're seeing are errors that we've never, ever, ever seen before. We tried Googling them and nothing even came up. So, we just hope those computers are messed up." - crh, 1.5 hours before be secure final master is due

testing

18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."

17:58 <@^_^> dude she could be your mom
17:58 < silent> Dude when i wish i could be your mom last night :(

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST