"I don't want security in my meetings" - Winsys Lead Dexter

vinod 20:25: I'm tellin ya, the turban folks are crazy :truestory:

dennis: "minh, i have some good news for you." minh: "what?! AM I GETTING A CAR?" dennis: "no, no you are not."

11:03 < kristine> dm: I liked achang's team slutting

17:15 < vinod> aight peepz, staging be done. scotspin_ : will test that shizz soon mate...

"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu

12:05 < milki> omg omg
12:05 < milki> scantily clad women on a big screen

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki