11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?

13:55 <@dm> infact: vinod?
13:55 < infact> vinod is milki or not probably milki or vimniododoodlemacs or DERPY or infact or ed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo or >_> or fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu or kickable or HEY QUIT ASKING ME ABOUT VINOD ALRIGHT???! or type /k vinod for full details or realy vinod. or you should set him on fire

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"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

"Stop making fun of people and help them!" -Dex to Cowart. "But it would kill his only joy in life." -Jerry

mu: "if anyone asks where i am, i'm getting food and i'll be there soon." zech: "no one's asked"

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

Irving: You guys are all here!? Brad: It's a Friday, and all we want to do is work for ResComp.

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly