15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

Minh: "My lymph node! I might die!" Rune: "I _guarantee_ you will die."

<2022.09.30> ccowart: I love licking freshly wetted pavement

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

"She's a vegan. So we'll just cook some chicken for dinner." - A US

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

Vinod: Text editing is overrated... Emacs can do so much more!

kberlin&aneesh: ...

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

"You find it in movies!" -milki, on love

22:05 < ^_^> um milki
22:05 < ^_^> are u sure coe grad is 17th?
22:05 < milki> im not coe
22:05 < milki> dammit