"Batman is a subset of ninjas! COME ON!!!" -jeffy, on legendary

"I don't need the status. I like being white." ~achang, on his MacBook

"Ok, going to add the know to the resident relation." - Rohit, on resident relations

"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting

11:26 <@calvin> kristine: you too, should get a girlfriend
11:26 <@calvin> !
11:26 <@calvin> milki's available

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

21:27 < kberlin> port IDs are:
21:27 < kberlin> 11D, 12D, 13D, 14D, 23D, 17D, 18D, 41D, 36D, 21D, and 22D
21:28 < milki> whoa, thats a lot of sizes
21:28 < ccowart> wtf
21:28 < ccowart> they're all "shut"
21:28 < milki> D ranges that much?
21:28 < ccowart> milki: D means data
21:28 < milki> oo
21:28 < milki> not like D cup
21:28 < ccowart> O.O

Vanessa: "Angela has told us she wants statistics." Minh: "Now that she's told us what she wants i'll tell her what i want. I want a raise."

dchen 13:52 i remember around december, my android phone was like YOU HAVE TO UPDATE NOW OR ULL GET HACKED GOGOGOGOG
13:52 and i don't remember it ever doing that before

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl