"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

dthorman [11:44] Not sure Vinod would want to support other living thing besides himself

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

caret_caret (11:03): at least here in the US if someone disrespects you you can shoot the mofo in the face
cant do that in sweden (i think)

13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
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16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat