"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

19:47 <+joshu> s/sas/ass/

No, the lyrics said "I can stand the scars on my nuts" -Ian Tegebo Yeah, it sounds like "Siberia" to me. -Michael Tauras

“hell yes i would, don’t mind if i puke/pee/soil myself” - jch

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

"i am a sheep with leadership qualities. i learned that in my high school economics class." - mht

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

16:38 < ccowart> but if I wear the crotch out of one more pair of jeans, I'm gonna have to find more appropriate clothing

milki 13:34
uh
so ive heard of wine and salad pairings
but... i accidentally put the wine IN the salad
anyway to salvage?