"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu

It's more like hitting a small nail with a big hammer, not hitting a screw with a penguin ~melcher

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

15:32 * silent stashes dm.
15:32 < dm> lol I've been stashed.
15:32 < dm> someone pop me out plx
15:32 < gms> git stash pop
15:32 < dm> I need to be checked in

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

“hell yes i would, don’t mind if i puke/pee/soil myself” - jch

14:01 < keenanp> dex: Don't listen to tmmecke. Your contributions will always be here.
14:01 < keenanp> WinSys Sonnet
14:01 < keenanp> By Dexter Liu
14:01 < keenanp> A: Have you encountered the mythical beast?
14:01 < keenanp> B: Fire breathing, strength of 10 RCCs,
14:01 < keenanp> A: Microsoft SQL server of the east
14:01 < keenanp> B: Kills the unprepared with black lung disease
14:01 < keenanp> C: Winsys will arm you with sword shield and boots
14:01 < keenanp> D: Teach you buffs, auras, and abilities
14:01 < keenanp> C: And now our guild is looking for recruits
14:01 < keenanp> D: A guild with endless possibilites
14:01 < keenanp> E: With their god powers, sysadmins' commands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Secure systems from all attack vectors
14:01 < keenanp> E: From first boot to production winsys stands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Silent guardians, watchful protectors
14:02 < keenanp> G: The path of winsys is not for the lame
14:02 < keenanp> G: The chose ones must pass through fire and flame

13:55 < nbaldwin> MagicBall: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
13:55 < MagicBall> nbaldwin: (twss)
13:56 < nbaldwin> That's What Shakespeare Said?

simon: "You're still underpaying..." ccowart: "I owe you twenty two and a half cents..." simon: "I'll keep that in mind."