"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

"milki, can you poke Gerard? ...not on IRC." -Krithika

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA

16:11 < milki> ^_^: i really like the salary negotiation article you linked me
16:11 < milki> theres so much to learn about negotiation
16:11 <+tmmecke> milki: what article?
16:11 < infact> article is about her first lesbian encounter

17:35 -!- danwang [danwang@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #prog-priv
17:35 * vinod cant see who the hell is being invited
17:35 < vinod> /kick danwang (!)
17:35 < vinod> gah
17:35 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+o danwang] by kristine
17:35 -!- vinod was kicked from #prog-priv by danwang [(!)]
17:35 <@milki> LOL
17:35 <@danwang> LOL
17:35 <@kristine> =__=
17:35 -!- vinod [vinod@localhost] has joined #prog-priv
17:35 <@milki> HAHAHAHA
17:35 < vinod> -_______________________-
17:35 <@milki> ROFLCOPTERS
17:35 <@danwang> LOLOLOLOLOL
17:35 < vinod> -___________-
17:35 < vinod> -________-
17:36 <@milki> thats what you get
17:36 <@milki> !
17:36 < vinod> GUESS WHOs WORKING ON BANDWIDTH RT TICKETS FROM NOW ON
17:36 <@kristine> You?
17:36 * vinod points at danwang
17:36 < vinod> YEAH THATS RIGHT -> danwang <-
17:36 * milki points at vinod
17:36 * vinod points at danwang
17:36 * milki points at vinod
17:36 * kristine kicks vinod (!)
17:36 * danwang points at danwang
17:36 * vinod kicks kristine (!)
17:36 <@kristine> :c
17:36 * milki kicks vinod
17:36 * danwang zooms away (!)
17:36 < vinod> kristine: WAT YOU DO . DO BETTAR JOB
17:36 !irc.housing.berkeley.edu danwang invited winst into the channel.
17:36 <@kristine> I'm doing great
17:36 * vinod kicks #prog-priv
17:36 < vinod> #f
17:36 < vinod> MUTINY
17:36 -!- winst [winst@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #prog-priv
17:37 * vinod grabs shanks
17:37 <@kristine> Uh
17:37 <@milki> RISE NOW MY MINIONS!
17:37 * vinod skewers milki
17:37 <@kristine> >_>
17:37 * vinod throws kristine out window (!)
17:37 <@kristine> winst: You joined at a weird time
17:37 * milki pummels vinod into the wall
17:37 < vinod> you guys suck
17:37 < vinod> all of you
17:37 * vinod throws milki out another window
17:37 <@milki> WHEEEEEEEE
17:37 * vinod throws glass shards at kristine
17:37 * vinod sets milki on fire
17:37 <@milki> O
17:37 <@milki> O
17:37 <@milki> O
17:38 <@milki> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17:38 * milki runs around in circles
17:38 * vinod throws flaming milki at kristine (!)
17:38 <@kristine> =_=
17:38 < winst> wat.
17:38 * milki chases after kristine and vinod
17:38 <@milki> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17:38 * vinod stabs danwang and throws milki at danwang (!)
17:38 * danwang swings the bat
17:38 * milki chases after vinod
17:38 <@danwang> HOME RUN.
17:38 * vinod watches flaming milki explode on danwang
17:39 * vinod watches danwang drown in BW rt tickets from kbeckman
17:39 * vinod enjoys a mountain dew lite ~*
17:39 * kristine kicks vinod (!)
17:39 * milki kicks vinod
17:39 * vinod kicks kristine (!)
17:39 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:39 * vinod enjoys a 7up ~*
17:39 * milki kicks vinod
17:39 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:40 * milki kicks vinod
17:40 * vinod kicks milki (!)
17:40 * milki kicks vinod
17:40 <@kristine> danwang: winst It's not always like this
17:40 * vinod blames kristine (!)
17:40 < vinod> this is your fault.
17:40 < vinod> when i had op
17:40 < vinod> things were saner
17:40 < vinod> less kicking going on
17:40 < vinod> >.<
17:40 * vinod blames kristine and milki
17:40 <@kristine> Orly
17:40 < vinod> yarly
17:40 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+m] by danwang
17:40 <@milki> norly
17:41 <@milki> nice
17:41 * milki approves
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+v vinod] by danwang
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [-v vinod] by danwang
17:41 -!- mode/#prog-priv [+b MagicBall!*@*] by danwang
17:41 -!- vinod [vinod@localhost] has left #prog-priv []

16:26 < dm> kristine: I went to my hs prom while you were still fetal.
16:26 < gms> lolll
16:26 < jsamwang> lollllllllll
16:26 < keenanp> haha, dm is old. I'm glad I joined this channel now

12:06 < nghi> marynguyen thinks everything is a scam...but most of the time this is true

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers