Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."

"Anybody got a nose hair plucker?!" ~mht

"I also have a list of things that programmers don't do well. It's in bugzilla." -dchen

23:09 <@vinod> dammit wrong channel'd the wrong channel message
23:09 <@vinod> lol
00:13 <@aneesh> nice
00:13 <@aneesh> vinod: doublefail
05:19 < dm> aneesh: What does it MEAN??
05:20 <@aneesh> dm: it's so beautiful
05:21 * dm breaks down and cries.

20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Are you indecisive? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Go for it 20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Go for it? Are you even hearing my question? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Yes

crh: "I want some more of that terrible pizza." kristina, in exchange: "My leg smells like vinegar."

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory

tobor: "It's not spam, it's targeted advertising. In this case, the target is everyone that has an email addresses." -tobor

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?