20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

jch 19:39: m cvbnm’;

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip

19:59 <vinod> are you two hanging out a lot or something. wtf
19:59 <vinod> yeah bring your japanese friend so i can kick him
19:59 <vinod> kick him into the bay
19:59 <vinod> in the direction of japan
19:59 <vinod> XD
20:01 <vinod> isn't he still trying to pick you up in the most direct way possible :|
20:01 <vinod> short of yelling 'WOMAN!' and carrying you home in a sack.
20:01 <vinod> LOLOLOL
20:01 * vinod lols

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"