15:15 < milki> gotta work on my freaking

[insert rescomp story about unix command "df"]; Jesse: That pretty much sums up my work last week.

12:18 < ^_^> where the heck is hnguyen
12:18 < infact> hnguyen is a 8=========D or a secretion of modified skin glands of female secret agents called "the direct loan servicing online web site is pwnd

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes

17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

10:54 <@^_^> omg so last night i had this dream that i was on a plane
10:54 <@^_^> that got shot down by nazi's
10:54 <@^_^> and then everyone was getting chased by the nazis
10:55 <@^_^> crash landed in somewhere in germany
10:55 <@^_^> so i tried to pretend to be japanese so at least they'd be like
"well, he's on the same side as us"
10:55 <@^_^> and when they asked me for my name, the first japanese name i came
up with was kiyoshi matsui
10:57 * dm will call mu brad matsui from now on

jch [16:26] paying principle is for chumps

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

21:06 < ^_^> sigh i wish i had a boyfriend to cuddle with

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip