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Stephanie: "You feign everything." Keenan: "Yes I do. You should see me when I'm in bed."

11:53 < jch> keenanp jsamwang I dont wannnna be old :( :(
11:54 < keenanp> Too bad.
11:55 <@kristine> jch: You're married
11:55 <@kristine> You're already old
11:56 < jch> kristine: stab to the heart bro
11:56 < jch> it's ok, my new years resolution is to be a silver fox
11:56 < jch> the first asian silver fox no less
11:56 <@kristine> What does that mean
11:57 < keenanp> My hair is starting to go gray
11:57 < keenanp> Little bits on the sides. Has been for years.
11:57 <@kristine> Oh
11:57 < keenanp> As long as I don't go bald, I'm fine with being a silver fox
(if that's what a silver fox is)
11:57 <@kristine> Is that what it means
11:57 < jch> kristine: it's like a 2nd puberty for guys
11:57 < jch> when they go from man
11:58 < jch> to gorgeous man
11:58 <@kristine> .
11:58 < dm> lolll

10:31 < wtai> i keep foretting my passwords
10:31 < wtai> UGH
10:31 <@gms> keepass?
10:33 <@victor> keep ass?
10:35 < dm> victor: yes

19:30 < perry> lot of cheering from my neighbors apt
19:30 < efung> lol
19:30 < perry> assuming giants won
19:30 < efung> i hear a vuvuzela
19:30 < gms> fuck my life
19:30 < perry> just kept on hearing yaaah wooohoooo yahhh
19:31 -!- gms [gms@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has quit [Quit: Lost terminal]
19:31 < perry> lol ragequit?

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep

15:15 * dm posts dchen to 4chan
15:15 <@keenanp> 4chen?

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

The story, just now completed, reads:

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring