It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

21:51 < ^_^> i'm chagning my writei n vote for govenor
21:51 < ^_^> to tim lincecum
21:52 < beastham> who the fuck is tim lincecum
21:52 < joshu> ...
21:52 < kberlin> ...
21:52 < ^_^> beastham: ....

"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

jch 19:39: m cvbnm’;

At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

10:31 < wtai> i keep foretting my passwords
10:31 < wtai> UGH
10:31 <@gms> keepass?
10:33 <@victor> keep ass?
10:35 < dm> victor: yes

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines