chuck: did you find a charger? wei: i found one, but the holes don't fit

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

13:49 <@kristine> vinod: vinod
13:49 < vinod> vinod working bus schedules Ramen top !
13:49 < vinod> silent: silent
13:49 * silent kicks silent harder (!) gahhh.
13:49 * vinod has successfully switched personalities with silent

Simon: I can't stand be in the office when he's around

"Maybe we should get him a shirt or something and not a cape. So he doesn't look like a freak." --Anna about giving Dex a sendoff gift

"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

15:23 < ccowart> ok, imagine for a moment unix commands
15:23 < ccowart> like finger, yes, more
15:23 < ccowart> we've all seen the jokes stringing various commands together
15:23 < ccowart> now intermix customer names such as "kink" or "naughty"
15:24 < ccowart> that is all

Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google