"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

13:22 < dm> is one supposed to wear underpants with a utili-kilt?
13:22 <@calvin> dm: no
13:22 <@calvin> :)
13:23 * dm would wear underpants anyway. Aerated balls are overrated.
13:25 <@^_^> dm: no
13:26 <@^_^> no underpants
13:26 <@calvin> dm: we spoke with the manager
13:26 <@calvin> dm: he said no
13:26 < dm> not even a manthong?
13:28 <@calvin> nope
13:28 < dm> I would break this rule.
13:28 < dm> just like I would break the belt AND suspenders at the same time
rule.
13:28 < dm> if I had suspenders
13:30 <@calvin> nope
13:30 <@calvin> they will be forcibly removed
13:30 < dm> your face should be forcibly removed

meastham: sipping a mocha
kberlin sits at his mac
coding a rails app

Yesterday at 2:03am
...

kberlin: talk of rails makes
meastham code C++ while
quietly raging

Yesterday at 10:52am

14:49 < silent> Engineer ok if perry and victor: Perry is also apathetic~* or gay man sex.

23:23 < MagicBall> MagicH8Ball: Not now
23:23 < MagicH8Ball> MagicBall: Let me ask YOU something. Do you hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex