"He's a beast. If this were Mario Tennis, he would be Donkey Kong. His power swings can decapitate people." - Dex

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

17:16 <@vinod> FOUND IT!! zomg
17:16 <@vinod> okay it was a celine dion song with very similar lyrics
17:16 <@vinod> wang it
17:16 <@vinod> *dang
17:17 <@vinod> lol danwang it

"Come with me Randy, I'll teach you everything I know. Which is nothing. Literally nothing. I've been working on it for over a year. Well, I actually know a little more than nothing." - Minh

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

18:10 <@^_^> does the topic imply that infact or milkibot will turn into skynet?
18:10 <%gms> probably silent
18:10 < silent> Is silent executing.
18:10 <@^_^> quite presumptious if you ask me considering both of them are
dumbasses

"I reached for where the insurance would be, and Be Secure CDs fell out." -kenzan, on Van being GGed

2:10 < milki> mht: aneesh: i have no idea what one of these things is though
12:10 < milki> its like sticky and white and hard
12:10 < milki> and long
12:10 * milki doesnt know what it does
12:11 < milki> i should take a picture of it

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

caret_caret (11:03): at least here in the US if someone disrespects you you can shoot the mofo in the face
cant do that in sweden (i think)