"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

"You know what I'm running on sal? DROP DATABASE rescomp;" -yontege

15:28 <@kristine> Go hunt for your own damn meat

Simon: I can't stand be in the office when he's around

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

< TriviaBot> >>> [Astronomy] How many planets are there in our solar system? < tmmecke> 89 < TriviaBot> <<< tmmecke solved this question

"I need a new strategy... playing dumb is just making me look dumb." --ccowart

"this is horrible. i've been inside so long my [solar-powered] watch has ran out of batteries. this is the second time it's happened." - perry

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?