12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

15:41 <@kristine> I see
15:41 < silent> All I see her booooobs.

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

"Oh well, better to be a Scotty than a La Forge." -terrio

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

11:19 <@calvin> im ready to jizz in my pants
11:19 * calvin unzips
11:20 <@calvin> oh my god my eyes

"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:12 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [Quit: leaving]
14:13 -!- tmmecke_ is now known as tmmecke
14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [[irc2.caffeinatedcode.com] Local kill by dm (requested
kill)]
15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll

-- It was ccowart, back from the grave.
-- ccowart isn't dead.
-- .... oh.