"It's not going to crash. I know it's not going to crash." *Windows desktop* - jeremydw

"I'm just going to sit here and enjoy my curry, while wondering when I'll see the springtime." -dchen

14:04:27 < perry> wow, csco planning layoffs
14:04:33 < gms> ya
14:04:33 < victor> wewt
14:04:37 < gms> not surprising
14:04:41 < perry> Chambers said the company plans a "workforce reduction," the
scope of which will be decided over the summer.
14:04:47 < victor> geegee
14:05:04 < victor> just following nokia's lead
14:05:05 < victor> lol
14:05:05 < ^_^> perry: well good thing i dont work for cisco
14:05:07 < victor> axe all the engineers
14:05:14 < perry> lol
14:05:20 < kevin> they're probably not axing too many engineers
14:05:20 <+joshu> axe them what?
14:05:41 < calvin> axe about them
14:06:07 < dm> lol
14:06:46 < dm> axe them to not work anymore?

vinod: guess i get two lunches while the intern starves

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

Something random broke. Ian, about to leave: "Hey! I think I know where to fix that" (Leather jacket flips off, he sits back down)

17:07 < nbaldwin> it's /var/log/named
17:07 < jeffy> /var/log/named not rotated :(
17:07 < ccowart> ouch
17:07 < nbaldwin> yeah
17:07 < ccowart> it's not being rotated
17:07 < milki> it is not rotated
17:07 < jeffy> it's not rotated
17:08 < milki> rotated
17:08 < ccowart> echo foo
17:08 < milki> it is not
17:08 < nbaldwin> no tengo la rotation!
17:08 < jeffy> quiero rotation!
17:08 < ccowart> viva la rotation!
17:08 < victor> porque sin rotation
17:08 < jeffy> yo no se
17:08 < victor> PORQUE SIN TI
17:08 < victor> MI VIDA NO TIENE RAIZ
17:08 < ccowart> porque nbaldwin no sabe nada
17:09 < victor> D:
17:09 < jeffy> nbaldwin va a hacer la rotation?
17:09 < nbaldwin> si, si
17:10 < ccowart> no creo que rotation es la palabra
17:10 < jeffy> gracias gracias
17:10 < jeffy> es rotacion
17:10 < jeffy> lol
17:10 < ccowart> jeje

"i wore it to 7-11" - kristina, referring to her newly-purchased pikachu costume

"No, I'm not saying the URL will turn people off. I'm saying ResComp will turn people on" - jeremydw

16:45 < milki> but they keep falling off -.-
16:45 < milki> my pants just cant stay on
16:45 <%gms> wut