ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

"Have a good.... night." -briandef "Evening." -dex "No, I mean night. I hope you have a terribly sh*tty evening. But I hope you have a good night." -briandef

No, 3 vs. 5 is not fun.... 3 vs 5? Impossible! -Devin

"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

"I need a new strategy... playing dumb is just making me look dumb." --ccowart

13:14 < keenanp> I have a crappy choice in teams.

10:13 < dm> My friend from japan said
10:13 < dm> mazdas are the armpit of japanese cars
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 < dm> no one over there has one with pride
10:14 < dm> lololol
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 <@eleung> didn't han have a mazda in tokyo drift
10:15 < dm> eleung: that's why han died

12:51 < milki> i just need something small to carry tools and spare tube
12:51 <@^_^> oh god i read spare lube
12:51 < milki> i need some co2 as well
12:51 < milki> no, i dont need lube during a bike ride
12:51 < milki> maybe afterwards