"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

dsmith: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was reading mathematics."

21:55 < npc> This quip will have many upvotes.

"You can't read a TWiki about IPSec after coming back from one of Pat's parties." -tobor

06:41 < rishard> I never realized how many people were in general.
07:16 < mattea> it's the place to be
07:16 < mattea> esp for trolls
08:15 < calvin> gotta watch out for people like perry
08:15 < calvin> trollin alldayerrday
08:35 < kberlin> it's all he does
08:40 * calvin nods
09:26 < chand> general is like the Disneyland teacup ride. Everyone tries it, but most people just end up feeling sick.

ccowart: "Whats the timeline look like?" Erik: "Did you get the e-mail about that project?" ccowart: "Yeah, but it didn't say anything about a timeline." Erik: "Yeah, there is no timeline. But I think we're moving forward."

13:17 < briandef> but, what have we learned from having 8 million passwords to your site leaked?
13:17 < briandef> stock price up 8 cents
13:17 < milki> lolwut

Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian