03:08 <+meastham> bahaha
03:08 <+meastham> sober enough to unlock my ssh key

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

16:38 < ccowart> but if I wear the crotch out of one more pair of jeans, I'm gonna have to find more appropriate clothing

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

19:59 <vinod> are you two hanging out a lot or something. wtf
19:59 <vinod> yeah bring your japanese friend so i can kick him
19:59 <vinod> kick him into the bay
19:59 <vinod> in the direction of japan
19:59 <vinod> XD
20:01 <vinod> isn't he still trying to pick you up in the most direct way possible :|
20:01 <vinod> short of yelling 'WOMAN!' and carrying you home in a sack.
20:01 <vinod> LOLOLOL
20:01 * vinod lols

Jesse> "Sunday I didn't do any work whatsoever. I think I even managed to neglect my personal hygiene." Kristina> "Me too."

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

08:43 caret_caret well good news is that the red line is fainter, if that means anything
08:45 dm so you're less pregnant?
08:48 caret_caret guess so

23:09 <@vinod> dammit wrong channel'd the wrong channel message
23:09 <@vinod> lol
00:13 <@aneesh> nice
00:13 <@aneesh> vinod: doublefail
05:19 < dm> aneesh: What does it MEAN??
05:20 <@aneesh> dm: it's so beautiful
05:21 * dm breaks down and cries.