01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

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kristine [12:05 PM]
That's a lot of girls
Are there no engineers in that picture?

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