"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

17:16 <@vinod> FOUND IT!! zomg
17:16 <@vinod> okay it was a celine dion song with very similar lyrics
17:16 <@vinod> wang it
17:16 <@vinod> *dang
17:17 <@vinod> lol danwang it

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

simon: "You're still underpaying..." ccowart: "I owe you twenty two and a half cents..." simon: "I'll keep that in mind."

20:40 <@^_^> victor: this is an ipad, not a cock

17:33 < dm> I think chicks like a different kind of crotch rocket.

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

"Oh well, better to be a Scotty than a La Forge." -terrio

12:05 < milki> omg omg
12:05 < milki> scantily clad women on a big screen

11:27 achang:poo: maybe you're pregnant
11:28 or you shouldn't have licked all those doorknobs
12:28 ccowart licking doorknobs can get you pregnant?