"What do you want?" -dm "Obviously not to have intelligent conversation or I would have sat somewhere else" -adam

"Retarded is my name!~~" - Minh

08:36 < achang> I'm dressed as Toad from Mario
08:36 < achang> but now I need to poop

20:40 <@^_^> victor: this is an ipad, not a cock

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

13:49 < meastham> I think the world would be a better place everybody was an
engineer
13:49 < meastham> special exceptions may be made for mathematicians
13:49 < kiyoshi> lol
13:50 < ccowart> are you kidding?
13:50 < ccowart> nobody would talk to each other and there would be no progeny
13:50 < meastham> no
13:50 < meastham> eh
13:50 < meastham> kids are overrated
13:50 < jeffy> lol
13:50 < perry> so true, stupid kids
13:50 < ccowart> spoken like an engineer
13:50 < ccowart> again
13:50 < meastham> so annoying
13:51 < meastham> they only reason anybody ever has them is they get to be like 30 and then a fuse blows in their brain and they become baby making zombies

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?

17:07 < crimsonzen> i used to do WTF
17:08 < crimsonzen> err tae kwon do
17:08 < crimsonzen> half awake here

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