caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

kristine [12:05 PM]
That's a lot of girls
Are there no engineers in that picture?

[14:08] dm: ssh dmojado@hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu
[14:08] dm: HkBxRB$uCgqGHv@TSctS$c7J
[14:08] dm: dammit.

jch [13:59]
every time i push code
i wee a little

10:26 achang:poo: are you going to pee in my car and THEN drive me around?
10:27 jch:pizza: for an additional fee, sure

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory

“does she look like ccowart? is it like having sex with ccowart??” - wendy

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

milki 13:34
uh
so ive heard of wine and salad pairings
but... i accidentally put the wine IN the salad
anyway to salvage?