19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

The story, just now completed, reads:

<@eleung> these submitted applications make me want to cry; <@efung> you can bill that crying time

<simon> I know it's a big event, but I don't really have a thing for the Dalai Lama

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.

"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

"Hello! We are Residential Computing. We control your internet." -aonwiler at Cal Day