Vanessa: "Angela has told us she wants statistics." Minh: "Now that she's told us what she wants i'll tell her what i want. I want a raise."

"I'm not making assumptions. I'm guessing!" --mht

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

"Where do you get your clothes? I need to start dressing like you." dchen to melcher

"Maybe someday in the future, you can be a dilf." ~Kristina to Brian Toy

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

crh: "I want some more of that terrible pizza." kristina, in exchange: "My leg smells like vinegar."